Jokes

Santa Aur Bank Manager

Bank Manager Santa Ki Application Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Signature Dekhta Hai... @/e
Bank manager: Ye Kaisa Ajeeb Sa Signature Hai? Aur Kiska Sign Hai Ye???
Santa: Ye Sign Meri Daadii Ka Hai!
Bank Manager: Aisa Ajeeb Sa Sign? Kya Naam Hai Unka?
Santa: Jalebi Baai...


Husband – Cricket Wala Channel Lagao.
Wife – Nahi Lagaungi.
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Husband Wife

Husband – Dekh Lunga.
Wife – Kya Dekhloge?
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Husband – Yahi Channel Jo Tum Dekh Rahi Ho. :(

Pathan

School Me Ek Pathan Ka Bacha,
Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.
Sir Ne Pucha,
Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha: Garib Hu Sir, Revolver Kaha Se Laun..?

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